" point man "

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1: Ordinarily a military term, but recently having found its way into everyday jargon, a point man is member of an operation who leads at the front of the group. Generally this causes them to be the first person exposed to threat or danger. The act of being a point man is to "be on point," "take point," or "walk point."

  * e.g.,  ... I'll be your point man since you're not familiar with the area. Make sure you watch my back. 

 [ "Point Man" ]

1: When going out with a group of male friends with the intent of picking up women together, the point man is the friend that will always jump on the hand grenade, while the wing man's responsibility is to distract the cock blocker friend.

  * e.g.,  ... Rob: Check out that gaggle over there. Ed: Yeah, but they got a bridge troll with them Rob: It's cool, Eric's our point man 

 [ "The Man Point" ]

1: Noun: A theoretical point derived from men that is arbitrarily used by other men to delineate a man's approximate masculinity. It is awarded (or reprimanded) by characteristically manly actions or disregard of formality.

  * e.g.,  ... Man: <Opens fridge; drinks from carton> 

 [ "Man Points" ]

1: Points Thou Shalt Recive From the Lord Almighty for showing extreme Manlyness and loyalty to the Ancient Man Code

  * e.g.,  ... Man: "wow you just snowboarded down Mt Everest on a loly-stick from the top naked, blind-folded, while on fire....with no limbs.............. you get 7 Man Points 

 [ "man points" ]

1: This is a long one!

  * e.g.,  ... "Morgan i just Stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out." 

 [ "man points" ]

2: Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life

  * e.g.,  ... "wow your a god of man points" 

 [ "man points" ]

3: they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men

  * e.g.,  ... "yer im pretty good, as are you" 

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4: manely tasks enclued:

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5: .Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames

 [ "man points" ]

6: .chopping down a tree with an axe

 [ "man points" ]

7: .sharpening a pencil with a knife

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8: .digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)

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9: .belching loudly

 [ "man points" ]

10: .peeing over 1meter

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11: .writting a letter with a self sharpened quill

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12: .drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)

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13: .speeding

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14: .talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent

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15: .knocking someone out

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16: and many, many more

 [ "man points" ]

1: Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.

  * e.g.,  ... -Dude, I totally just walked barefoot over jagged rocks. 

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2: Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time

  * e.g.,  ... -Wow, you really earned some major man points. 

 [ "man-points" ]

1: Man-points are the points that a man is rewarded for completing certain feats of manliness. Most commonly given for hook-ups with girls but rarely can be awarded for tasks other than sexual activity with girls, such as pouring a beer on a girls head.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick had sex with a pretty hott girl last night he racked in a good 280 man-points. 

 [ "man points" ]

1: A point given to a man for doing something manly.

  * e.g.,  ... Brandon awarded Matt 2 man points for jumping the median in his his truck 

 [ "man points" ]

1: the points a man is awarded for his acheivments such as hook ups with woman, funny things he does, or just partying hard and being awsome.

  * e.g.,  ... he slept with that girl thats 450 man points 

 [ "man point" ]

1: A man point is what guys give each other, if they've done something manly. Like he scores a number or gets some. Sometimes said like 1up (in mario). Each guy starts with 200 man points, and to give a man point to someone else, you loose one of your own. You automatically gain 100 man points each time you have sex with a different girl.

  * e.g.,  ... bob: Yeah I saw a nipple!